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keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit




This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

gay boy: hey man you look good today
straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]

don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott


One friendship ruined


"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."




Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .


forever reblog





Feminism means every woman has the right to choose how she wants to dress..

Don’t tell other women how to dress, mind your own fucking business!



i’m a veiled muslim girl and let me tell you something

i wore the veil because I WANTED to, not because someone forced me. our holy book states that once you get your period, you should cover your hair. some women are 60 and still haven’t worn it. when i reached puberty, i went to my parents and I TOLD THEM that i want to wear it. my parents thought it was too early, but i insisted because this is something that i feel is right.

so don’t go on saying that we’re oppressed. some families do oppress the females, but we’re not ALL like that.

not every woman wearing a veil is oppressed. we just chose to wear that veil like you chose to wear that tiny black dress last night.
if a woman is free to not cover up her body, then why is she not free to cover it up, too? 





Alright, so there’s this vending machine that has been at my pool for as long as I’ve been working there. At the beginning of my second year working at this pool, the machine broke. We called the company listed on the side of the machine, only to find that the company had gone out of business. And since no one at the pool had a key to open the machine to try and repair it ourselves, nor was there anyone to call to remove it, the machine ended up being in limbo. Every year, we put up a new “Out of Order” sign to make sure patrons don’t lose their money to the machine (especially since we can’t refund them in any way).

Well yesterday as I was opening up, I walked past the machine, when I heard a loud thunk. Turning to investigate, I saw that a Diet Coke had fallen out of the machine.

Now just to be clear, this machine is not working. In fact, it is not even plugged in, and has not been for years.

And if that weren’t creepy enough, you can see that this particular Coke has a special logo to celebrate…the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

Guys, this Coke was bottled when I was still in high school, and is older than the Obama administration. And this bottle of Coke now sits in the guard shack, because we’re all too terrified to try and open it.

Alright, I know this is from my “pool stories” blog, but I thought you guys would find this funny.

So my Avenger-hating, mistakingly-wearing-red-lipstick-instead-of-chapstick coworker came in to work today and saw this “zombie coke” in the shack. And, being the idiot that he is, decided to open it and drink it without even asking where it came from

When the rest of the guards saw him drinking this, we were all frozen in horror. The conversation that followed went something like this:

Us: Hey, Adam…how’s that Coke taste?
Adam: …Tastes watery [takes another drink] Like really bad [takes another drink]
Us: And…are you going to keep drinking it?
Adam: Nah bro, I’m probably going to throw it away [takes another drink]
Us: …That came from the vending machine.
Adam: [spits out coke] Are you kidding me? [sees 2008 label] Are you fucking kidding me? This was bottled when I was in fucking elementary school! [continues to swear more] Why didn’t you tell me?
Us: You’re the one who randomly decided to drink a mysterious bottle of Coke!

So yeah…my coworker is a complete idiot…and I must say that I am happy to see him get retribution for bashing one of my beloved fandoms…

Moral of the story… karma is a bitch, blessed be the karma


Sketch request ladies!








A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  

I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.